Jake’s Life

I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but Mother Nature has taken a huge, fat, white dump on the Northwest. Due to this, and subsequent actions which have followed, my patrol car received extensive damage from a vehicle collision, my Scion’s rear trunk handle broke off because it was frozen shut when I tried to open it, my parking lot has five foot snow drifts in between and around cars, I spent an hour shoveling before my shift to get my loaner patrol car out, then another hour during my shift after getting stuck. My walking to the store in the snow for an hour to get Sandro snacks and being saturated up to my knees–yes we have multiple feet of your shit on the ground–will also be mentioned.

Because of this, and the feeling of utter dread and anxiety I now have when I see snow, I am suing you for…………

One Billion Dollars!

I won’t be the only one either. The two bus fulls of people who slid off the overpass to dangle over the freeway, the man who went for a walk and fell, you burying him and killing him, and the countless others who have been adversely affected will follow. This, and the 60 MPH winds in some areas, has been deemed unacceptable.

You’re such a bitch.

Disgusting. This article blames it on ”consumer desperation amid a bleak economy,” but it’s obviously the “do what I want, when I want, where I want, to whom I want” mentality.

Full story.

Last year’s storms were bad: 100+ MPH winds, floods, downed power lines and trees, whole sections of the city closed to any traffic at all, and over 200,000 homes without power. It looks like this year won’t be much better. My basement’s already flooded. This is Interstate 5, the main freeway that runs from California to Canada.

This is from what was taken blocks from my house:

And this is the lovely area I work in:

It all kinda looks the same, doesn’t it?

You’ll see when his photo loads.

WWSB ABC 7 - Sarasota, Florida - Teen speeds to get home by curfew

Police take a back seat in pursuit of the bad guys.

If only law enforcement was this easy in the US. I’m surprised they weren’t having a spot o’ tea while nee-nawing in the backseat. No wonder they don’t carry firearms over there.

Gay bombs.

Eh, I’ve heard wierder.

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