Jake’s Life

A friend of mine, the ‘tard from the Cheese Factory post, has been battling with his overly gay roommate lately. You know, jumping on the couch screaming if he sees a stuffed rat cat toy, screaming over his toilet overflowing, an industrial douche attached to his shower, etc. So, I have to share this…it was a great way to wake up.

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A friend sent me this picture of his tour to the cheese factory a few weeks ago. Okay, they make ice cream too but he was miffed that they weren’t sampling any. Anyway, here it is.

Now, I have to call into play another story he told me from high school. Evidently a few days a week he wasn’t able to take the traditional school bus to school, so his mom came up with the ingenious idea to schedule rides with the county short bus. You know, the one with the wheelchair lift that you drive past and people are making funny faces out of. That’s right, he pretended that he was retarded a few days a week in order to get this ride to school. The visuals he gave during the story can’t be shown here, but they made the story.

Anyway, in my mind the tour mimicked that story in a way, and all I imagined was Cartman going to the Special Olympics, and laughed my ass off for about two days straight.

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Funny vid on locker room etiquette. I’m no expert…like malls and department stores, I avoid locker rooms like the plague.

I added a few more blogs to the blogroll. I know that some of you will be shocked at how different these people are, and given some of my social issues, why would I read their blog and post them on my site? I am all about learning, understanding, and maybe finding a way to exist with these types of people, which largely outnumber people like me.

Jamie and I aren’t friends anymore. More on this later.