Jake’s Life

I recently found this meme courtesy of Urspo. I figured I’d play along for a few!

The task is to highlight in bold the items that apply to you.

• Change a flat tire
• Tie a bow tie (only know the windsor)
• Carve a turkey
• Open a bottle of champagne
• Change the oil in a car (I only know where to add it).
• If asked, you know the name of a good barber
• Have a tailor who knows your measurements
• Tie a bowline, clove hitch, and a square knot
• Chop wood
• Shoot a rifle
• Make a dry martini (HUGE Martini fan, only with Gin…there is no other!)
• Keep a checkbook balanced
• BBQ
• Lay a fire
• Change a fuse
• Polish shoes
• The ability to read stock quotes in the business section
• Keep score at a baseball game
• Jump-start a car (I also know to fry a car’s battery like nobody else)
• Know how to throw a punch (Of course…)
• Own a tuxedo
• Know how to judge a new wine
• Do your own taxes at least once in your life (every year)
• Know how to play poker
• Carry a handkerchief