Jake’s Life

A friend sent me this picture of his tour to the cheese factory a few weeks ago. Okay, they make ice cream too but he was miffed that they weren’t sampling any. Anyway, here it is.

Now, I have to call into play another story he told me from high school. Evidently a few days a week he wasn’t able to take the traditional school bus to school, so his mom came up with the ingenious idea to schedule rides with the county short bus. You know, the one with the wheelchair lift that you drive past and people are making funny faces out of. That’s right, he pretended that he was retarded a few days a week in order to get this ride to school. The visuals he gave during the story can’t be shown here, but they made the story.

Anyway, in my mind the tour mimicked that story in a way, and all I imagined was Cartman going to the Special Olympics, and laughed my ass off for about two days straight.