Jake’s Life

The other night (around 4am actually) I stopped by a 7-11 to grab a Rockstar and some Grizzly when a silver Ford Explorer pulled up outside with Arizona plates. Out walks someone I have seen several times on a very popular amateur gay (str8) porn site (ACM).

“Wow, he’s so short!” I thought to myself.

He walks in and you can tell by the eyes that oxygen isn’t the only thing that’s made it up his nose that day. The same goes for his older-but-desperately-trying-to-retain-his-youth companion. I knew that he lived in the area because I’ve seen his profile on several sites, and have seen others that I knew to be in porn (Ashton Ryan, guys from Sean Cody, and other smaller or more local production companies). So I get my stuff, step to the side so this porno-munchkin can get rung up and notice something increasingly startling:

Don’t get me wrong. I’ve seen his videos, and know that for a younger guy that he has more hair than is typically seen but it’s usually trimmed and shaped quite nicely. He must not be getting ready for a shoot.