Jake’s Life

Well, Alphamale moved out this morning. Not surprisingly he left a trashed bedroom, sink full of dishes, and a bottle of chaw on the coffee table. I spent a few hours cleaning the living room which I am sure will last more than a week since he’s gone now.

I went and got contacts today, spending way more than I wanted to. It was $300 altogether for the exam and 6 months worth of contacts. I also got a haircut (my usual #1 all over and blended to a 0). My eyes are a bit blurry, but this happened last time I had them four years ago too, so it will pass. The optometrist, a complete fuckin’ stud, said that my vision will actually be a bit sharper with my glasses, but then recanted when he found out that my astigmatism can be corrected with my contacts prescription.

Dizzle called me this morning, lit and sore. I’m not sure why, but he decided to go home, down a bottle of wine, fuck his girl, then call me while sitting on his couch butt naked. Fuck, this dude’s brain sometimes…geez.

Dizzle: “Fuck!”
Me: “What?!”
Dizzle: “Dude, I was looking…I’m drunk…was looking for my phone…Okay, found it. Does your dick ever get sore? LIke from fuckin’?”
Me: “Fuck you dude. I just don’t…*sigh*…fuck you.”
Dizzle: “You love it, my big ol’ cock hangin’ out! *insert Dizzle-composed song about his junk here*

Well, hey, work is like one big TMI exchange for a lot of us, so I won’t hate. That and he loves being written about on my blog…makes him feel famous I guess.

My new term in school started today. Effective Writing II and Intro to Web Design. The former is for my Comp II grade, and the latter is for an easy grade. And tonight begins my seven night stretch at work. I thought about setting up a ride for Sandro with me this weekend, but would rather wait until Summer time when he won’t get too bored.