Jake’s Life

Today is the move day, and I won’t have internet for a few days, so I’ll be back soon hopefully.

The following is purely filler in place of an actual blog posting:

If you see our turn signal for at least fifty yards, then speed up to close the gap of three car lengths to nothing and expect us not to throw chaw on your windshield, think again. And with your son in the car…shame!

If I have your photo ID in my hand and you claim to be a former Alaska State Trooper until 1974, and you were born in 1958, don’t expect me to believe it. I may be half your age, but that new math they teach us in school really works.